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itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

featherframe:

i hate the word ‘clean’ applied to food.  ‘clean eating’. it’s just another dickhead way to call poor people dirty when they don’t have the time/energy/money to cook and eat wild line-caught salmon and ethically farmed organic quinoa

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

kili-the-hot-dwarf:

so i’ve found that Legally Blonde/LotR crossovers are literally the best things

lost-in-hammerspace:

This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me

uberthesniper:

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasow

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

There’s been someone stabbed for being a Yes voter,there’s Nazi salutes and Chants happening,cuffles with the police, fascism, bigotry, hatred, intolerance, Saltire burning and young women being terrorized on the street.